BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom



  1. Look up various chocolate chip cookie recipes
  2. Find one to bastardise
  3. Add 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg, 1 teaspoon ginger and 1 teaspoon cinnamon to flour mix
  4. When melting butter for sugar/butter/egg mix, add cloves to softening butter. Strain out cloves when butter is melted satisfactorily
  5. Mix well
  6. Smash 1/2 a bar of gourmet chilli chocolate and 1/2 bar of gourmet orange chocolate; add chunks to cookie dough, mix well
  7. Taste cookie dough
  8. Force self to actually make cookies and put them in oven rather than just eating all the dough
  9. Realise there are not enough baking sheets for whole bowl of cookie dough.
  10. OMNOMNOM raw dough while waiting for cookies to bake.

My Sten Approves +100 Chocolate Chip Cookies with Seheron Spice are apparently going to be something of a hit, if the cookies taste as good as the dough…

So, okay. The cookie recipe thing has exploded. I have been asked to reblog this because people are asking for it over on Reg’s blog and her Ask box is probably screaming for mercy. So … here you go!

(Oh, and for the record? The base recipe that I bastardised is Felix’s best ever chocolate chip cookies, but pick the one you like best, obviously.

For those of you who are interested in the cookies that ruined David Gaider’s diet. I apologize. My mother? Is not sorry.

(via skiesovergideon)

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    I FOUND MY WEEKEND PROJECT!!!! Bastardizing the best cookie recipe ever to make these. And they will be the Best Bastard...
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    +evil laugh+ You’re welcome! +eating all of the cookies+
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    …oh dear and blessed gods it’s back again.
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    Phooey! I was planning on making these tonight, but I only remembered that I needed spices
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    *flails* BUT I HAVEN’T WRITTEN IT YET OR DRAWN THE MAPS OR *shoots self*