BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom

Mom: so far 2day i spent 20 min looking 4 this herbalists tasks
Reg: Having trouble?
Mom: n
Mom: i alrdy got everything but i didnt ermemebr so i went all around teh montain
Mom: but i couldnt find it
Mom: so i googld the quest name and theres a huge guide online
Mom: do ur frinds no thats cheating?
Reg: Some of us are completionists and there are things that are hard to find.
Mom: thers a journal 2 did u no
Mom: teh wiki told me that and thats how i found out id already done anything
Reg: You didn’t realize there was a journal?
Mom: n
Mom: i knew
Mom: i just never realizd it had a point i though it was just 4 ur characters thoughts 2 keep u updated

You know, it’d be kind of funny if Hawke had a journal…

  1. captainsparklefists reblogged this from biowareaccordingtomom and added:
    Dear diary, today Isabela tried to guess the colour of Fenris’ underclothes again while it rained men again. Anders made...
  2. diamondunicorn08 reblogged this from biowareaccordingtomom and added:
    Dear Diary Journal: Today I made the mistake of taking Fenris, Anders, and Merrill out together. In public. It was...
  3. brennacedria reblogged this from biowareaccordingtomom and added:
    I just love that she’s googling quest names yet sounds almost bothered that there’s a whole wiki full of “cheats”. :p
  4. fallenofghislain reblogged this from boltonsbitch and added:
    I think it would be more like "Dear diary. It is Tuesday."
  5. purplebloodedmajesty reblogged this from biowareaccordingtomom and added:
    Wow, that would be an adorable add-on to the game. Like, what is there in the journal is determined by the dialogue...
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