BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom

Mom: y is this place filled w fire breathing death snakes!
Reg: Having trouble?
Mom: n
Mom: y
Mom: a little
Reg: What’s the difficulty setting?
Mom: hard
Reg: Maybe you should try it on normal?
Mom: n
Mom: if im goin 2 b teh best i have 2 work on hard
Reg: Why not nightmare, by that logic?
Mom: bcaus then tempest kills my friends nd i dont liek that

Only later did it occur to me that my mom wants to be the very best, like no Hawke ever was.

Also the fact that she plays on hard kind of terrifies me.

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