Mom: y is this place filled w fire breathing death snakes!
Reg: Having trouble?
Mom: a little
Reg: What’s the difficulty setting?
Reg: Maybe you should try it on normal?
Mom: if im goin 2 b teh best i have 2 work on hard
Reg: Why not nightmare, by that logic?
Mom: bcaus then tempest kills my friends nd i dont liek that
Only later did it occur to me that my mom wants to be the very best, like no Hawke ever was.
Also the fact that she plays on hard kind of terrifies me.