BioWare According to Mom

Reg: Mooooom. Are you going to play DA2 or Mass Effect today?
Mom: Not sure. Why?
Reg: Because I don’t have tumblr savior for real life and if you play DA2, you’ll tell me things I don’t want to know.
Mom: This is you passive aggressively telling me you want me to play Mass Effect, isn’t it?
Reg: …yes. Well. No. I mean, think of it this way. ME3 came out a week ago tomorrow, so we should push through as quickly as possible to keep up with the hype. 
Mom: Or we could just leave the hype behind.
Reg: But then all the hipsters will judge us.
Mom: Hipsters?
Reg: Usually college students who wear beanies and listen to indie music and insist they liked something before it was cool.
Mom: Reg.
Reg: Mom.
Mom: I was playing video games* before they were cool. I was playing video games before these people were born. Oh, and Myst.
Reg: You’re the ultimate hipster.

My mom, the ultimate hipster.

*Said game was Gravitar, released on the Atari 2600.