Mom: Okay, time to hunt the space vampire.
Reg: Oooh, Samara’s quest!
Mom: Is it fun?
Reg: In the same way sticking your hand in a garbage disposal might be.
Mom: Awesome. I think I’m going to kill her kid.
Reg: [bug eyes] Really?
Mom: Would you want a space vampire on your space ship? In space? Where no one can hear you scream?
Reg: …no. But—
Mom: Space vampires aren’t good.
I guess space vampire is easier to say than ardat yakshi.