BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom
Posts tagged "ardat yakshi"

Mom: Okay, time to hunt the space vampire.
Reg: Oooh, Samara’s quest!
Mom: Is it fun?
Reg: In the same way sticking your hand in a garbage disposal might be.
Mom: Awesome. I think I’m going to kill her kid.
Reg: [bug eyes] Really?
Mom: Would you want a space vampire on your space ship? In space? Where no one can hear you scream?
Reg: …no. But—
Mom: Space vampires aren’t good.

I guess space vampire is easier to say than ardat yakshi.