BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom
Posts tagged "batarians"

Reg: [picks up phone] Hey, Mom, what’s up?
Mom: That Asari councilwoman told me my summit was a waste of time!
Reg: …yessss. She does that.
Mom: How can she say that? How can any of them say that? I consistently save the universe. I consistently help everyone!
Reg: Well, there was that one time you killed three hundred thousand-odd batarians.
Mom: Nobody likes them anyway, and that’s besides the point. The point—the point is that I’m Commander Shepard. I destroyed Sovereign. I talked back to Harbinger. And I’m going to unite the turians and the krogan and then laugh in that woman’s face.
Reg: You feel very strongly about this.
Mom: Of course I do! They tell me over and over that I’m wrong and I’m wasting my time, when I’ve been right from day one! Arguing with them is like arguing with—with— [sputters] With something dumber than a rock! [pause] How’s work going, sweetie? Are you having a good day?

I’m having a better one having listened to that, let me tell you.