BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom
Posts tagged "demons"

Mom: a mage just turndd in2 a demon
Reg: They do that… a disproportionate amount in DA2.
Mom: y??
Reg: There’s a DLC quest you can do that sort of explains it?
Reg: But I wouldn’t do Legacy until later on.
Mom: ok
Mom: dont worry merrill well find out who did this
Mom: and crush them
Mom: i dont liek whats going on here

srs bsns going down in Kirkwall.


My mother texts like a two-fingered drunken monkey. All her texts have been transcribed as sent, so her original intent could be preserved.

Mom: reg u lied 2 me
Reg: About?
Mom: u said 2 go 2 the snow plaec 4 the chest
Reg: Did you finish Soldier’s Peak already?
Mom: y
Mom: eryone in the grand canyon ded
Reg: Redcliffe? Did you go to Redcliffe and then leave?
Mom: y
Mom: u sad i nedded the chest
Mom: ppl died bcuz of u
Mom: i hope ur happy
Reg: Wait, so you finished Soldier’s Peak and got the chest already this morning?
Mom: y
Mom: i killd the ded woman and aburny
Reg: Avernus?
Mom: y
Mom: the lady had tassles
Mom: on her nips
Reg: Ahhah yeah desire demons. Are you going to finish Redcliffe?
Mom: nu
Mom: want 2 find dwarves
Mom: bbl have 2 fight monsters