BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom
Posts tagged "i've pretty much just established camp in my mom's office"

Mom: I just killed King McReaper Possessy Pants by killing the body he was already possessing that was already dead?
Reg: More or less.
Mom: But how does that even work? Bean was dead. He was dead, Reg.
Reg: And then he wasn’t?
Mom: How was he suddenly not dead? Did King Reapy defibrillate him at the moment of possession?
Reg: You’re thinking about this too hard.
Mom: But he was dead! You don’t just come back from the dead! That’s… what’s the word I’m looking for?
Reg: Blood magic?
Mom: [flounders a bit and then sighs] Hooligans.
Reg: But, look! You won!
Mom: Of course I did. Let me load up that seco—am I dead? Did my—did they kill me? Oh, good, there I am. [sits back with a huge sigh] That was emotional. Imagine if I died. Then who would save the universe? The blue wizard aliens? Hah.

Oh, Mother.