BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom
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Reg: Mooooom. Are you going to play DA2 or Mass Effect today?
Mom: Not sure. Why?
Reg: Because I don’t have tumblr savior for real life and if you play DA2, you’ll tell me things I don’t want to know.
Mom: This is you passive aggressively telling me you want me to play Mass Effect, isn’t it?
Reg: …yes. Well. No. I mean, think of it this way. ME3 came out a week ago tomorrow, so we should push through as quickly as possible to keep up with the hype. 
Mom: Or we could just leave the hype behind.
Reg: But then all the hipsters will judge us.
Mom: Hipsters?
Reg: Usually college students who wear beanies and listen to indie music and insist they liked something before it was cool.
Mom: Reg.
Reg: Mom.
Mom: I was playing video games* before they were cool. I was playing video games before these people were born. Oh, and Myst.
Reg: You’re the ultimate hipster.

My mom, the ultimate hipster.

*Said game was Gravitarreleased on the Atari 2600.