Mom: …I gave the Reapers hearts. Didn’t I?
Reg: That’s a good way to look at it. Or understanding.
Mom: Jacob’s face! Jack’s kids! Samara and her daughter are okay, too! Kroger babies! Reg, there are kroger babies!
Reg: There are.
Mom: This is really… this is amazing. This is all about restoration and—yes, about protection. Wow, yes. That’s it—exactly. I had to die for the many to survive. Aww, Beans, no, don’t be sad. I’m still with you! I promise.
Reg: You’ll watch over the galaxy?
Mom: Always, sweetie. Always. The galaxy is stuck with me, now.
She did! She actually didn’t tell me she had. I had to ask her. But yes, she told them. She was most displeased about this attempt at subterfuge.
Mom: mordin has it!
Mom: i no u wont get it wrong mordin
Mom: o no
Mom: hes going 2 die
Mom: mordin died 2 save the krogers
Mom: they have a future now
Reg: You holding up?
Mom: im crying
Mom: this couldnt have ended better
Mom: its sad but its perfect
Mom: thx mordin
Mom: well remember u
And up come all my Tuchunka feelings.
Mom: feelin better about this
Mom: eve is here 2
Mom: she got teh krogers 2 fall in line
Mom: 2gether we can do this
Reg: That scene is the best scene.
Mom: 2 women in solidarity
Mom: yelling at our stupid men
Mom: being the best
Mom: i wonder if i get 2 learn her name
My mom’s love for Eve knows no end. I keep getting “i love eve” and “eve is the best” texts.
Mom: she wans me 2 ruin the cure
Mom: who would do that
Reg: People who are truly afraid the krogan will start a massive, epic war.
Mom: o ok bcaus thatj ustifies killin an entire race
Mom: i wont do it
Mom: o i got my scars back
Mom: theyre v pretty
Hello, mood whiplash. Out of curiosity, have any of our followers sabotaged the cure for any reason other than just seeing what it was like?
Mom: ok i did the cerb mission
Mom: and got some guns
Mom: u think im ok 4 krogers
Reg: Be sure to keep me posted.
Mom: im nervous
Mom: what if i kill the krogers
Reg: You won’t. <3
Mom: gearing up
Mom: going 2 buy some upgrades
Mom: will let u no how it goes
Dun dun dun duuuuun.
…I don’t know.
But I don’t doubt my mother could find them. And twist them. And thus bend the entire kroger race to her will.
Mom: we got teh bomb
Mom: songuy is doing somethin
Mom: hes goin 2 die isnt he
Mom: this game isnt as happy as teh other one
Mom: at least we saved te krogers
Mom: r any o this missions happy endings?
Reg: Your Tuchunka should be happy.
Mom: i need more happy parts
Mom: liek a hug button
Yeah, a huge button would have made ME3 a lot better. Feeling sad after a mission? Hug the bff crew member of your choice.
Mom: the beans put the bom on the kroger planet!
Mom: that isnt nice
Reg: But the krogan were kind of… bad news.
Mom: i no
Mom: edi thinks its a good strat
Mom: i dont liek huting krogers
Mom: but i kno y they did it
Mom: so ill fix this by disarming teh bom
Mom: and then makin them b friends
Mom: mayb twist their ears
Worst punishment ever. MomShep means business.
Mom: his voice isnt as nice as my beans
Mom: the primarchs son
Mom: haha i yelled at them
Mom: finally yellin at some1
Mom: i keep saving u
Mom: theres a bomb!
Reg: Yeah, remember how the turians and krogans don’t like each other?
Mom: cerberus has it
Mom: son u better make them fight
Mom: kick ass lets go
Always the direct approach.