BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom
Recent Tweets @
Posts tagged "mako"

Mom: what is this thing
Mom: this
Mom: is
Mom: not
Mom: the
Mom: mako
Mom: i just want my car back

The Mako is not a car.

It’s what happens when Machine Satan spawns an abomination.

Mom: i crashd he taxi
Mom: twice
Mom: this is liek the mako
Mom: but better

What.