BioWare According to Mom

Things my mother has to say about BioWare's Dragon Age and Mass Effect games, from text conversations to phone calls to observations.

Dragon Age
Female human noble rogue
Female city elf.
Tag :: Dragon Age According to Mom

Dragon Age 2
Female mage
Tag :: Dragon Age (2) According to Mom

Mass Effect
Female infiltrator
Tag :: Mass Effect According to Mom
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Reg: I haven’t heard from you in a few hours. You done for the day? Did you visit with anyone?
Mom: got distracted by teh arena
Mom: u no how it is
Mom: shootin aliens

We will, however, have stories to share about the crew hangouts tomorrow!

Mom: ok i feel a little bad
Reg: What did you do that’s worse than killing yourself?
Mom: shot brooks
Reg: You can do that?
Mom: y
Mom: she escaped
Mom: i shot her
Mom: i dont need her 2 show up again w another clone trying 2 ruin the destiny o the universe do i
Reg: Have I mentioned that you scare me?
Mom: im ur mom u should fear me

.____.

Mom: i thought about saving my clone
Reg: Thought about it? So you didn’t?
Mom: n
Mom: bcaus i thought if everythin was reversed id let the real me die
Reg: You’re ruthless.
Mom: if we need another we can grow 1

How are we related.

Mom: this is long
Reg: What is?
Mom: fight
Mom: im hard 2 kill so i guess that makes sense
Reg: Did you see the hamster?
Mom: ??
Reg: Did you not get the hamster?
Mom: there is a hamster?

SOB.

Mother I will show you this content at lunch.

Mom: !!!
Mom: beans likes antique shops
Mom: i knew i liked him best
Mom: were going 2 go antiquin 2gether
Reg: Do I have to come?
Mom: n
Mom: it would b awkward w u there

Honesty.

Mom: samantha saved us w a toothbrush
Mom: i remember that toothbrush
Reg: You gushed to me about it.
Reg: At one point I think you said plaque is the work of the Reapers.
Mom: y
Mom: it is
Mom: we need a toothbrush 4 next time u lock urself out o ur car

it happened ONCE

Reg: Hey, have you picked your party for the last leg yet?
Mom: n
Mom: ??
Reg: Grab EDI.
Mom: ok
Mom: y??
Mom: :-(
Mom: poor edi
Mom: im not going 2 let that clone hurt my crew
Mom: even teh robot

Even the robot.

Mom: i dont sound like that!!!
Mom: lol
Reg: The fact that you use “lol” never ceases to horrify me.
Mom: lol i SHOULD go
Reg: Wait, you know where the shift key is?
Mom: of course i do
Mom: i should GO
Mom: I should go

my entire life has been a lie

Mom: new it
Mom: the minute she insulted joker i knew she was bad
Mom: decent ppl dont liek joker

…so if any of you don’t like Joker, don’t take it personally?

Mom: wrex is so funny
Mom: im glad i took him
Mom: him nd beans
Mom: who did u take
Reg: Kaidan and Wrex. You should take Javik next time, he’s a riot through the archives.
Mom: haha wrex is tryin 2 take credit 4 all my kills hes lucky i like him so much

You like him the most and we all know it.